Spotify

Protect

I will spotify the princess no matter what try to defeat me.

by Cookieslice May 10, 2021

spotify

personal therapy

i love spotify.

by chair gnawer December 28, 2023

Spotify

THE MUSIC PLATFORM WHICH IS SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE THAT IT SEMD YOU TO THE HOSPITAL AND HAS A LOT OF ADS BUT AT THE SAME TIME IS SO GOOODD I PRAY THEY WILL MAKE IT CHEAP

A : do u use Spotify
B : no I use apple music

A : *blocks b cutely*

by akakakakakakakakakkakakakak February 04, 2023

spotify

An escape from the outside world. or a common method to.

I love spotify.

(escaping ^ from the outside world)

by richd4g July 18, 2024

Spotify

The music streaming software that makes ads about not wanting ads. Also has more ads then YouTube.

Person 1: Oh I love this song, Ill play this instead. *clicks on song*
Spotify: Get Spotify premium so you don't have to listen to ads and get more of the experience. *30 secs pass*
*Another 30 sec add plays*

by Whyyoulookingatmyusername September 07, 2021

Spotify

Spotify is great app if you want to ruin your hearing with 100% volume and headphones! (It is actually a great app for streaming music, destroy your ears if you want too.)

Girl 1: "Do you listen to Spotify"
Boy 1: "Oh yeah! I destroyed my hearing last night, I was blasting Can You Feel My Heart!"
Girl 2: "Are you okay?"

by alexbitchboy January 30, 2022

Spotify

My saving grace

Guy: You know Spotify?

Guy 2: *Stares intensely*

by Saddfoxx March 19, 2024