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spooping

When a couple are spooning, and the little spoon poops in the big spoon's lap.
I dumped my girlfriend because she thought spooping was a fun thing to do.
by jennybutt May 26, 2016
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spooning

The act slapping a Greek girl's breasts with a spoon while having sex with her in a kitchen.
Did you hear? Dambini has been spooning her last night.

Oh Dambini, spoon me!
by Dambana December 11, 2011
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Spoofing

An oral sex act most commonly performed on males in which the erect penis is taken into the mouth, a hard vacuum or suction is created, and then the penis is promptly removed, causing an audible inrush of air. Release of the vacuum and continued intake of air by the performer allows air to rush over the penile glans, eliciting unsuspected pleasure. Often compared to the feeling of blowing on the tip of a penis, but can be performed in a single fluid movement, and is easily repeatable. For best results the lips should not immediately purse upon penile removal. Care must be taken to not engage too much suction upon the penis as damage could potentially occur.

The female version is similar, except the exposed glans of the clitoral shaft is taken into the performers mouth, and then removed. Most find they must "pop" their lips off the clitoris, as there is not much to actually wrap lips around.
Jessica loved spoofing Jon's penis until he cried out in ecstasy.
by Kopfsammler June 4, 2013
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Wooden Spooning

The act of hitting a girl's pussy with a wooden spoon to make it highly sensitve
by Jay-Jayster September 18, 2009
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Spooning

Hard dick pressed against a females ass, titty on one hand, other hand fingering pussy while in the act of kissing her neck.
1.Hey bro so did your girlfriend go over last night?

2. Yeah, we were spooning on my couch the entire night, it was amazing!
by wolfhaley666 January 15, 2014
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spooning

the act of a man or woman lying behind a man or woman so they fit together like spoons
yeah me and joey were spooning all night.
by heheheheheheheeeeehheh January 20, 2009
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spooning

where the guy lays in front of the girl and ignores the girl because she's too hot and uncomfortable to lay with
im done, let's just keep spooning now ie. i go to sleep and you happen to be sleeping behind me
by bojodojo December 11, 2011
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