Spooner

Small town in Wisconsin, population 2653 (including the cows). Full of nothing but strung out potheads, stuck-up preps, and people who will never leave. Rumors spread like wildfire, and probably exceed the population. Not much to do, and nothing much to look forward to.

"I'm so sick of this small town drama"
"Well... you do live in Spooner"

"I want to go to a good college!!"
"Dude, you're not going anywhere living here."

by SickOfTheSmallTown November 6, 2011

spoofer

A kidder, joker

Johnny is such a spoofer.

by Tina March 17, 2004

Frosted Mini Spooners

Noun: Frosted Mini Spooners- Generic cereal made by Malt-O-Meal, modeled after Shredded Mini Wheats.

Sexual Act: Frosted Mini Spooner- A midget slathered in semen, hugging you as you sleep.

Mike loves his Frosted Mini Spooners.

Mike loves his Frosted Mini Spooner.

by Tazfan800 October 21, 2007

Spokker Jones

Bullshit.
Lies.

Dumbasses who beleive in bullshit or lies.

You're full of Spokker Jones!

by Blorgon September 26, 2004

Snooker

7g of Cocaine, or two 8-Balls

Let's get crazy and buy a snooker for the weekend!

by Lubki June 5, 2015

spookey dookey

Ghost poop!!

Casper pooped on the carpet spookey dookey

by Pamlicobob December 28, 2013

snookeroo

A person that continuously paints himself/herself into a corner. Self-inflicted "bad luck" follows them around. Left to their own devices, they will end up "snookered", sooner than later.

From the term "Snookered", which means "no way out" in the billiard game of Snooker.

He has had 7 careers in 7 years and his second wife just left him. The poor fellow is a Snookeroo.

by Snookeroo June 19, 2017