spokesbosom

(Noun) A female spokesperson used in television advertising primarily because of her large breasts and overall sex appeal; she is usually blonde, appears to be a bimbo and may even be one, although she may have mastered the ability to memorize and deliver advertsing copy on cue. In local TV ads, she is seldom "professional talent" and is likely to be the wife or girlfriend of the client, the ad agency rep, the TV producer or the account manager.

Have you seen that ad for the new car dealer? They've got some spokesbosom who looks like a Miss America wanna-be!

by Picachu June 25, 2007

spokesbigot

A leader of a group of an organized group of bigots, often answering questions for the group for the media or speaking at the group's conventions.

Alan is the spokesbigot for the Association for Traditional Roles for Women, which believes women shouldn't have the right to vote or own property. He answered questions about the group's stance on the issue last Sunday for the news.

by Plksm20 June 21, 2011

Spokin'

the action of using your bicycle as a mode of transportation and or a person who uses their bicycle as the sole mode of transportation.

Sally decided to go spokin' when there was a ton of traffic downtown, got there in half the time.

by ComDesignFaith February 12, 2013

Spokejob

The act of getting your dick caught in a steering wheel, causing it to break; similar to jamming a stick into a spinning wheel.

"Damn, I was banging my steering wheel last night and accidentally gave myself a spokejob."

by Kenrog September 2, 2017

Spoke him up

When you talk about a person you haven't seen in a while with another person and then all of sudden you run into/ get contacted by the person.

Bill I haven't seen Schuppie since Saturday.
(Schuppie sends me a message)
Wow I must've spoke him up.

by Daddy Dex December 17, 2018

what's spoken when smokin'

This is a way to define that what is said while being baked is not serious, dumb, nonsense, and exaggerated. People should not be held to bragging and promises spoken when smokin'.

Oscar remembered that he promised Hector he would give him the extra ticket to the concert after they got high last night, but he knew he had to take Mary or she'd break up with him. Since he enjoyed having sex with her, he couldn't have that! He knew Hector would understand as this issue fell into the realm of "what's spoken when smokin'."

by von groovy September 17, 2017

Spokane

A decent sized city in Eastern Washington that has fun events every once in a while, such as Bloomsday and Hoopfest. The general population is quite liberal and the people keep to themselves. Every now and then they will have fun stuff going on downtown, typically during holidays. It's best to visit Spokane only for these events, not to explore the area. People generally leave with negative views of Spokane after experiencing the masses of aggressive, mentally ill and homeless people wandering the area.

A homeless woman was sleeping next to my car when I returned to the Parkade after shopping at the mall. Spokane is pretty weird.

by Liam29 August 19, 2011