spatially challenged

someone who is not aware of the space and other objects around them, to the point that they are constantly walking into things, tripping, knocking things over

Bill: Did Laura just turn around and walk into that wall?
Anne: ya, she is spatially challenged

by spfe August 2, 2011

spatualing

While sproking the male flips his attractive partner in the opposite direction with his erection so she's in the vertical position like she's gonna do a 180.

Male: Last night was good.
Female: I know. You're really good at spatualing. You flipped me so high last night.
Male: Thanks I've been practicing.

by Kyleenachacha June 26, 2008

spatter effect

The unpleasant ricocheting of piss that often results from peeing in a urinal.

"Dude why are my pants all damp around my knees?"
"These urinals must cause a terrible spatter effect."

by iCoinedThat1199 December 12, 2009

Spattish

When you laugh to much that you have to breath but you can't stop, so you start "silence-laughter". Usually people suffering Spattish turn red and fall in the floor.

Clara had an spattish after eating a cupcake. Then we discovered that the sugar fo the icing was someting different.

by BOB in 3 letter people world November 28, 2013

spatcasting

The act of quarreling over social media in which innocent bystanders are subjected to petty disagreements. These debacles often occur between angry or disenchanted couples who post remarks intended for their formerly significant other which are then displayed publicly. The posts that are voiced passively and without an explicit reference to the other(s) involved are common and effective ways of displaying hostility.

@Broman38: When a women tells you that you're not the worst fuck she's ever had, that's how you know you've found a keeper.

@DeLaVoX123: When a man cries to the world about what someone said to him, that's how you know you've found a man.

@Edwordia: Can people stop spatcasting and have a fucking conversation please?

by Faux News January 5, 2014

spatchie

A woman, usually a wife, that is always flipping out on her husband for no good reason.

Dude, your wife is a real Spatchie.

by Cheevless July 12, 2017

Spat

When a girl squirts or cums

She spatted last night with johnny.

by djisisndbejsj January 13, 2018