spanking the monkey

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Don't disturb him he's in his bedroom spanking the monkey.

by Not Bob at all March 10, 2018

[splacking]

verb getting "some" (some meaning sex)

Yo did you hear?
hear wat?
That i was splacking the buns!

by jazzyyefffbaybehh July 7, 2008

Spanking the Camel

The act of slapping a pack of cigarettes against your palm to tamp the tobacco down into the cigarettes. By tamping the tobacco down in this way the tobacco is packed more tightly for a longer and smoother smoke.

Jack had just bought a pack and was spanking the camel, when Jill came up and bummed a smoke off him.

by bobthecopywriter February 5, 2010

Splanking

Sexual poisition:

The girl lays stretched out, face down on the bed (like a 'plank'); the guy straddles her and enters her from above and behind; his balls spank her ass with each thrust. Spanking + plank = Splanking! This position makes the pussy truly tight!

Bro 1: All chicks I have fucked love splanking!

Bro 2: What's splanking?

Bro 1: It's my signature move! The chick lies down like a plank and my balls spank her while I fuck her from behind!

Bro 2: That must make her pussy super tight.

Bro 1: That's the point!

by MOCO & P-Phat March 27, 2012

slurking

Lurking while not doing anything in particular, or of use. Particularly applies to late nights, when thought is difficult.

Ted: Hey Mike, what're you doing up at 3 AM?
Mike: Slurking.
Ted: Oh. So you're like ... browsing 4chan?
Mike: Nah. Just slurking.

by Naz M. April 17, 2010

spanking it

1. see masterbation
2. (saying)When a man attempts to excite his penis via vigorously rubbing against something rubbing his penis physically or rubbing/hitting the genitals in an attempt at arrousal or for the purpose of masterbation
3. Often an act done during sex in which the man slaps the ass of his partner often for those hardcore sexos or those who have a fetish(fantasy/turn on) for pain 'n pleasure

Oh ya johnnies sure spanking it now (often done when a man's arrousal is exicited to such a level he can no longer contain the desire to not

by MK March 20, 2005

plunking

teqnique for curly hair. place a towel or shirt on a low flat surface(bed chair toliet seat cover) place wet hair that has product in it and slowly lower hair onto cloth with top of head resting on the hair. pull end of shirt to back of neck and then twist the sides and tie in the back. (kind like wearing a turban) leave on head for atleast 15 minutes. the blow dry with with diffuser attachment

audrina had beautiful curls today i heard shes plunking her hair now.

by jaslenesmama June 3, 2009