splotch

The splattered crap on the inside of your undies after a violent fart.

I ate a chili dog last night, and splotched my sheets this morning.

by anonymous March 28, 2004

Bitch Splitter

Another name for a penis.

That girl rode my bitch splitter until my balls turned purple!

by stanielle May 3, 2006

slotts

1. very unpleasant tasting food that causes vomit
2. very bad/disgusting food that causes regurgitating

I ate slotts last night and I puked chunks.

by Chris Lou April 13, 2008

splooter

To ejaculate.

He wanted to splooter over her tits

by Nesty.... January 4, 2012

william splattner

A massive liquid shit.

I went to the bathroom and had a long visit with William Splattner today. Shouldn't have eaten so many hot wings last night.

by ACRanger February 18, 2008

sour apple splatter

Shit stuck to the back of the toilet, under the seat. While taking a dump, perferably with explosive diarrhea, lean forward and push hard so it sprays all over the back of the toilet bowl. It usually sticks even after flushing, requiring the toilet owner to scrub it off.

Keith was pissed off when saw the sour apple splatter Curtis left in his toilet.

by Tack January 24, 2006

splatter

Causing something to violently splash against a surface.

My diarrhea caused my shit to splatter all along my leg.

by Shifty Eyed Goat June 18, 2003