Splooge

When a man cums and the cum goes in the air and lands straight back down into the japs eye.

-"Have you ever been able to perform a perfect splooge?"

-"Yes, but i've only ever managed to do it once"

by thegrizzelybear September 14, 2011

Sploogemop

(n.) the cock-sucking busybody that comes in and ruins another's fun by setting a self-serving moral standard based on some hazzily-recalled previous experience in which the sploogemop came out behind, and thus, going forward, everyone else needs to suffer the same fate.

(n.) the rule or value instituted by said cocksucker, i.e. the Sploogemop's sploogemop.

(v.) to make a horseshit, self-serving, catch-all rule, i.e. The Sploogemop sploogemopped yet another sploogemop

1. In my humble opinion, Daniel is a sploogemop. Yea verily, that rapscallion fixed the league rules to favor his team because of an imagined slight he received in times gone by.

2. Why, this is nothing more than Daniel's latest sploogemop, I tell you! A simple artifice aimed at bringing the league rules into harmony with his vision of fairness, yay, his vision alone!

3. He sploogmopped the executive council with his new regulation and now money for women and booze can no longer be taken from the petty cash.

by Uncle Gravy July 25, 2011

Splooge

The reproductive fluids in which a male ejects after sexual intercourse or masturbation; sperm/semen.

EW! That looks like splooge!
She got a little bit of splooge on her.
Smells like splooge.

by ShaleHamster February 2, 2013

Sploogechalk

When you have been fucking for way too long and you're all dried up but you splooge anyway and it comes out like a white powder.

Jimmy splooged a bunch of sploogechalk all over Bertha's face.

by ">,'_';<" January 26, 2015

sploogedump

A woman who has cum that is more than a few days old in her, and had sex with another person.

I was fucking that Sploogedump and chunks of old cum started coming out.

by Canada Dreaming December 29, 2016

splooged my pants

When you ejaculate in your pants. Usually due to a nocturnal emission, but can happen at anytime.

I woke up this morning to find I splooged my pants last night.

by tzanks July 28, 2016

Splooge

Chunky jizz that spurts out of a rhinoceros

He ate all seventy cans of splooge thinking it was mayo

by Fudgedragon2005 July 22, 2019