splonkers

SPLONG•KURZ

noun

1.
a lifestyle consisting of superior enlightenment, or a higher state of consciousness

2.
miscellaneous supplies

adjective

1.
incapacitated

noun

1.
"They don't understand. They all ignorant and jealous of Splonkers."

2.
"I got Splonkers."

adjective

1.
"I got so Splonkers."

by Pakkedahps July 31, 2017

Yoinky Sploinky Church

The church that everyone should be praising so you aren't a victim of vehicular manslaughter in front of an orphanage.
Be alert at all times for a car if you dare disobey.

Yo, the new yoinky sploinky church has opened up across the street

by Zowl January 13, 2022

Sploit

A word that makes use of onomatopoeia to describe the sound of something soft and likely to explode, hitting something hard. It is also the same sound effect that shot puts make when coming in contact with mud.

Dude that watermelon, that guy, that bird, that pile of cheese and that frog all when sploit after they were hit by a bus.

by Fei Hong Chan III February 1, 2005

splork

The sound made during felching. Was the title for an undergroud comic in the 60's.

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

sploit

One of skeeters Elephants or horses

Oh look momy boBo the elephants is fucking sploit the horse. Or.
Oh lokk momy sploit the elephant if fucking rocky the horse...

by Mohammad abdel chalim elzain mirami zolfaghari fro July 20, 2003

sploit

The first shot of cum when a man busts a nut.

It went sploit right in her eye.

by Freebird September 16, 2003

splik

Used only the great city of Kelleyville, Splik is when you want to spit on someone, but you lick them instead....

Oh god, Teddy just spliked me.

by "the Ass Clown" November 19, 2004