Splange

When something is dropped or falls to the ground and spreads out with the impact

1. The ripe melon hit the floor with a splange

2. The bowl fell off the work surface , hit the floor and the custard splanged everywhere

by Metalworker August 17, 2016

Spenglord

A super idiot

Mate you're such a fucking spenglord!

by creator boy June 25, 2016

Spengoloid

(Speng-uh-lo-eed)
A derogatory term for a stupid person, used as an insult to imply the person on the receiving end is disabled.
Synonym: Retard

"Chernobyl is in Russia right?"
"It's in Ukraine you fucking spengoloid!"
"Oh..."

by Royal_Piranha April 4, 2017

Spenged

when youre high off that kushhhhh

Yo bro i was spenged ydayyyyy

by BadBreathBen January 29, 2019

Spleeger

When you jizz and it makes your spleen ache

Boy, that was quite a spleeger last night!

by Suckermama December 23, 2019

Shlengthen

A schlong that has achieved greater length as a result of multiple boners.

Wow, Jim! The last time I saw your Johnson in grade 9 at basketball practice it was only half the length.

Well Billy, a boner a day will shlengthen your tinkle thing to stay!

by Stevie Boo Boo August 11, 2020

spleege

A mixture of cum, blood, and pus. Derived from splooge.

So I traveled to Guatemala and I think the hotel pool gave me something because last time I jacked off I got spleege

by ThriceGreatest January 23, 2021