Spiffing

Spiffing, or to spiff is to have sexual intercourse with your partner/person and leave either the person, or area in a mess.

Wow this room is a mess, somebody must have been spiffing!

by brokenvanity August 17, 2010

Sloffing

ditching. It usually applies to ditching school but it doesn't have to.
Use of the past tense is okay too, for example sloffed.

We went sloffing today during fourth period.
I sloffed it during the chemistry test because i didn't study.
I really wanted to go to the beach today but i couldn't because i had to work and i didn't feel like sloffing.

by Samisaretard July 6, 2011

splurfing

or 'splurfing the web'

To describe when the control of your computer has been temporarily usurped by your balls, resulting in the subconscious browsing of attractive people via social networking sites.

"Man, half an hour ago i was reading about the shark-finning situation in asia, and all of a sudden i regained consciousness with a semi, looking at photo 97/105 of an album entitled "mallorca hols 2010", by a woman i don't even know!"

"damned privacy settings cost me 20 mins of splurfing time"

by Mr Mange September 2, 2013

swaffing

When you break up with a crazy girlfriend and suddenly become incredibly popular and successful with all the ladies.

Ever since Joe broke up with that psycho girl Julia, he's been swaffing hard - he brought home three girls in the past week!

by pi.guy September 10, 2016

Splamingo

Half spider monkey half flamingo= Splamingo

She was acting like a total Splamingo

by FuCkEdUp June 26, 2023

Sploofing

Sucking Noodles throw a straw while hitting it from the back

Last night me and my girl went sploofing.

by Pineapplecow November 13, 2019

Man-splaining

The male art of explaining a concept in such basic terms that even a woman could understand it.

So I was man-splaining to my wife that toothpaste is best squeezed from the bottom and not from the middle of the tube.

by Borys Kickabollockoff September 18, 2018