shoomers

another word for cool, good or advanced

"Dawg those new shoes are so cool"
"I know right, they're straight up shoomers"

by shoomerzoomer May 7, 2024

Spoom

A discrete way of saying you are going to have intercourse with someone in a very romantic and affectionate way

"Hey, how do you feel about being spoomed?" or "Honestly, I feel like spooming you tonight."

by TheSpoomGuy March 18, 2026

shoomshoom

Shoomshoom is a person who has all the personality disorders but no girls, he spends his time fantasizing about cooking wine and white girls, stereotype used in the U.K, It is usually depicted that men called Shoomshoom are Bipolar at their roots

Girl: "That guy is such a Shoomshoom the way he talks to white girls only"
Boy: "Tell me about it."

by Svetlana Myshenkov May 31, 2025

Shoomshoom

A U.K stereotype for someone bipolar, usually also a person obsessed with white girls and cooking wine, A shoomshoom is bipolar to his roots

Zayna: "God your boyfriend is so bipolar."
Sarah: "I know right he's such a Shoomshoom."

by Svetlana Myshenkov May 31, 2025

Spoombing

When you and your fishing partner are so cohesive you spoon up and spomb together.

Did you see Rob and Duttz yesterday? They had spent and hour spombing munga and then fell asleep spooning each other!

Yeah they had been spoombing themselves silly the last few days!

by The vorest avenger June 16, 2025

The Schoomp Effect

The sound of men's eyes when they swivel in their sockets to look at a woman's bountiful bosom. That woman is said to have "the schoomp effect".

Unfortunate side-affects include:
- men gawking at you all night
- getting hit on constantly
- murderous stares from the women who are trying to get their boyfriend's or a hot guy's attention

A hot chick walks into the bar and every single man turns to stare at her boobs instantaneously, unable to help themselves.

The other women in the bar realise that the hot chick obvioiusly possesses the schoomp effect

by aussiechick April 30, 2012

poopy schoompy

When you pull your penis out of the booty hole, and its transformed into a fudgesicle.

Steyonce will never fuck this kid again because he was poopy schoompy.

by Steyoce May 3, 2018