Speed Fluctuator

A person who continuously changes the speed at which they drive regardless of the speed limit.

An example of a speed fluctuator would be someone driving on a 55 mph highway fluctuating their speed between 50 and 60 mph. This very annoying behavior makes it impossible for the poor person stuck behind them to use their cruise control.

by Daren Hathaway January 12, 2008

Speed Beat

to masturbate quickly, or in a short amount of time.

i was running late for a meating, so i had to do a speed beat.

by timer man January 28, 2009

Speed Matcher

An individual that pulls from traffic to match the speed of the car next to them; thereby preventing any other individual to now pass.

Some Bastard was following behind another car when suddenly he pulled to the left lane and sped up a little bit and now matched the previous discussed car's speed, thus becoming a speed matcher.

by Craigerz127 October 17, 2010

Scapegoat Speeder

The term used to describe the occurance in which traffic is moving 15mph more than it should, yet one car is going 20-30 mph faster, and therefore the one pulled over by the cops. In otherwords, when everyone is speeding, but the one speeding the most would be the 'scapegoat' speeder.

Person 1: "Dude I was going 70 in a 55 the other day but there was another guy that got busted doing 80."
Person2: "Good thing you had that scapegoat speeder!"

by drummergirl935 May 10, 2009

Pummel Speed

Pummel Speed is defined as the speed at which the insertion of a penis into an anus will result in the formation of third degree friction burns on the penis. This has been calculated to approximately equate to 43.72m/s.

Man 1: Omg I so want you to fuck my ass.
Man 2: Sorry gorgeous, I was drunk last night and pounded this random dude at pummel speed.
Man 1: Ouchies! That'd hurt!
Man 2: Yeah it does...

by goldenfinch September 18, 2017

Daytona Speed Jack

When running late but still have the urge to rub one out.

Sorry I'm late but I had to do a Daytona Speed Jack.

by Pussy Beavers November 14, 2020

Faster than the speed of nut

When events are taking place at an incredibly fast pace, similar to when a man is having sex and ejaculates much ealier than expected.

"How are they moving in together already? Their relationship is moving faster than the speed of nut!"

by Monkey Jane January 12, 2017