Speedo

Too short shorts. Such as the type ballers wore in the 60's and 70's. Sadly many men still wear too short shorts today. See Wal-Mart,K-Mart or Piggly-Wiggly for examples.

"Bro, did you see the dude playin ball in those speedos. I'se 'fraid he'de hang a nut"

by CBad Da Shredder December 7, 2011

Speedsofter

A speedsofter is typically someone who wears all black and sports a Dye Mask. Typically known for cheating, and the use of Polarstars.

The Speedsofter will not call his hits.

by SexyMuffin12 December 7, 2017

Speedo peedo

Normally his second name is Ferguson and has 2 daughters. He is always wearing speedos even if he’s out.

Dave is a speedo peedo

by Ernie778 December 28, 2019

SpeedSkater

An athlete who speed skates, sometimes made fun of for being homosexual because of the tight clothes the athlete wears while speedskating.

A very cruel nickname.

(some guy see's somebody speedskating)
guy: LMFAOO look at that SpeedSkater WHAT A HOMO!

by Therealmr360beast March 25, 2010

Speedophile

One who wears Speedo's, normally European in origin and normally sporting pubic hair that goes all the way up to the neck.

"Dear God would you look at the pubes on that Greek bastard, he has some rod on em too, trunks that tight should be made illegal......Fuckin Speedophile!"

by E-wingo September 25, 2008

Speedo

What you DON'T want to see on men, fat women, and old women.

I can't even go to the gym anymore without seeing a bunch of Fatzillas wearing tight Speedos.

by AYB March 10, 2003

speedo

A speedo is a bicyclist who wears bicycle outfits. Especially in stripes, large checks, and dayglow, plus racing colors w logos, rear-view sunglasses, pseudo-military style. Add clips plus attitude. Top it off with V-pattern drafting around baby carriages and your lane. Plus chosen words directed at you.

Would chicken work to get that speedo out of my lane? No. Let Darwin work his magic on the speedo without your direct participation.

by BudLite May 1, 2010