I can’t afford an 8ball of coke after buying a brick of H, so I’m gonna have to grab a point of meth and do a poor mans speedball
by Brwneyedgrl1985 December 21, 2018
Get the Poor mans speedballmug. On a stormy day or night with thunder and lightning impress your friends with this exhilarating party maneuver. 1) Do a shot of your favorite hard booze. (2) Immediately start flying a kite. (3) Once kite is fully in flight, light up a spliff and smoke it while flying the kite. (4) Keep the kite up until said spliff is gone.
by Downtown Dogtown October 26, 2010
Get the Ben Franklin Speedballmug. by Extrabitchypuddin August 21, 2016
Get the granite city speedballmug. A poor man's speedball is an alternate version the speedball, a mix of heroin and cocaine, consisting of a mix of NyQuil and a high caffeine Beveridge, usually coffee or a cheap energy drink.
Shitdick: bruv I was gonna go do a few lines but my electric bill cost more than I thought so you best believe I'm rocking that poor man's speedball tonight.
Craig: wouldn't it cost less to just buy weed? Like how is this an economically sound way of getting high, this doesn't make any sense...
Craig: wouldn't it cost less to just buy weed? Like how is this an economically sound way of getting high, this doesn't make any sense...
by Sauce puppet March 8, 2020
Get the Poor Man's Speedballmug. by Harribooo February 4, 2021
Get the Speedballmug. A: Did you hear about Justin?
B; No, why?
A: He got all fucked up on a mormon speedball and streaked through a police station singing "funky town",,,
B: Fucking Mormon Speedballs, Not even once.
B; No, why?
A: He got all fucked up on a mormon speedball and streaked through a police station singing "funky town",,,
B: Fucking Mormon Speedballs, Not even once.
by neuro_nick January 2, 2017
Get the Mormon Speedballmug. When you take a Benadryl due to Austin, Texas's incredibly high amount of cedar and oak pollen in the air. But then you have to take a shot of espresso to counteract the inevitable drowsiness. Benadryl is a downer. Caffeine is an upper. That's why it's an Austin speedball.
by bp_austin March 30, 2019
Get the Austin Speedballmug.