sped

A term for people who aren't retarded but act liek they are.

Half the people at West Nottingham Academy are fucking speds.

by falcon4 is a douche October 20, 2004

sped

A program which determines your basic intellegence and social status as a human. A program that was for a good cause in the past is abused nowadays, as the general society (specially the younger generation) thinks that all SPED people are mentally retarded. Applications to SPED have been easier nowadays, as you can simply sign up because you are critically failing classes, cannot pay attention in class, depression, or just appreciate keeping your hands clean (OCD).

I got in because of "speech problems" when I was a toddler, Mostly got out when I was a freshman in HS (Vocational Rehab). My GPA and work ethic is similar to my regular colleagues (2.8). They even have the audacity to put my name and SPED right next to it on a roster, and humiliates me as my friends stare at me as they read and sign, now having second thoughts if I really do have any intellegence...

by Anon477 December 9, 2012

Sped

A combination of special and education, used instead of retard in high school for special education kids or as an insult to other people.

What are you?! fuckin sped, stupid ass little bitch

by I_ask_before_I_destroy_pussy December 4, 2017

Spadoni

this word is typically describes a sweet guy. a guy who is always there for for his friends and people who are closest to him. a handsome guy with beautiful eyes, eyes that you could get lost in. when he smiles you feel as though you are melting. when he hugs you, you feel invincible. he gives support where support is needed. a true friend. often having nerdy tendencies. knowing when a laugh is needed making all around him laugh at his jokes. his dedication to his country stands out to all those who have the liberty to know him.

that zach kid is a real spadoni.

by duchesnegraduate December 6, 2011

Sped Head

Someone who needs special education because they are dumb.

Frickin' sped head. Can't even use Redstone in Minecraft

by Spph8e September 24, 2019

sped

abbreviation of 'special ed' which originates from a legend of a person named ed collette, who was apparently so retarded that when the world's greatest and most renowned english scholars gathered for their annual meeting, they first decided to make 'sped' a real word in recognition of this unique person, then, with this first bit of business done, went on to add shakespeare to the high school curriculum and other such matters of less significant importance

"that guy who stands there drooling all day is a sped"
"only a sped would fail their grade 3 trombone exam"
"George Bush is a sped"

by faggoty anne October 1, 2007

sedona

The best person you will ever meet, she's so great your usually jelous of her and wish you had as many friends. A complete social butterfly and also meeting new people. Usually short but has super curly hair and a BIG BUTT. The besets friend ever wanted, a good listener and a okay advice giver. Always free to hangout except for when she is doing sports or some practice for yet another talent she has. An angelic voice that never fails to sound beautiful . just downright the most perfect. person ever.

"Where were you all day? I haven't seen you!"
"Sorry I was just with my bff Sedona"

by itsrightandyouknowit November 13, 2018