spatulated

To make something become a spatula.

I had a block of wood, which I then spatulated.
I now have a spatula.

by RtoTheB November 27, 2013

Spatulate

To wield a spatula with gusto and aplomb.

"I'd be happy to make some fried potatoes for you. Allow me to spatulate."

by Pooperdiaper October 2, 2017

Spatulate

To scrape out of a vessel leaving no remnants.

Can you spatulate this bowl?

by Magnet-Forensics December 5, 2019

spatula

A tool used for flipping your breakfast, also for spanking your wife...

ouch, you watch where you put that spatula jared!!!

by Iloveannie0701 is my tiktok June 12, 2020

Spatula talk

Boring mundane conversation often coming from family members in old age or younger people who act like them.
Eg. A mother telling her son on the phone that she had a horrible day because she misplaced her spatula which is usually in the second drawer but that everything was redeemed when she found it in the third drawer a few moments later. Spatula talk.

Oh my god; my mom is doing my head in with her spatula talk!

Sorry I’m late. I got stuck on the phone to Aunt Mildred who was spatula talking about her daily activities.

by MrJWD March 23, 2021

Spatuling

Using a spatula for any task, including, but not limited to conventional, practical uses.

"Yeah bud, come over. I'm just spatuling the dirt in my garden."

by Dirtbag Dan & Diamond August 2, 2021

spatulaed

To be scraped off of a surface with force.

The dead possum was spatulaed off the side of the road.

The slime was spatulaed of the floor after sitting there for 2 weeks.

by RaisingtheCurtins September 20, 2021