Spastamong

To describe a wonderful place where fun can be had.

Really is a paradise.

Paul: Do you fancy going to Poland today?

Reginald: Yeah, I would love a trip to that Spastamong.

Paul: Brilliant. I'll book it now.

by Hookster October 24, 2005

swasticock

The swasticock is the absolute most offensive image. It consists of a gigantic throbbing penis with a swastica in place of the whole. It can sometimes be see secreting rank fluids. It was founded in a town called Naperville in the region of the American State of Illinois.

Steve, quite hungover, stumbled into the bathroom and bellowed in disgust and and agony "Shit! Someone drew a swasticock on my forhead!"

by david chapman May 10, 2006

Spastic

People who leave their houses during a life-threatening pandemic to socialise with others.

“Look at those spastics on Facebook drinking Bella in a field”

by OntheDole69 March 30, 2020

Spastic

Used to describe an individual who judges a person by irregular/inthourough movement.

Jules is a spastic because he saw an old man struggling to pick up a coin of the floor.

by TrueLanguage June 17, 2015

spastic fingers

An awesome, tall, and handsome young man. Usually with spastic fingers, meaning that he pinches everyones cheeks

a boy with finges, spastic

by Michael March 19, 2005

spastic joose

stella artois, see also wife beater

Punter: pint o spastic jooce please barman.
Barman: What?
Punter: A wife beater

by tommigunn March 22, 2004

Spastic

Something a gay person would say

Boy 1 “ I am feeling very spastic today”
Boy 2 “ I agree you make me spastic”

by Shazz the hentai November 19, 2020