jazz thimbled

To mess something up really badly

Roy: Hows the Kitchen coming along Barry?

Barry: Ah, I've fucking jazz thimbled it up mate.

Roy: Oh shit.

by Hookster June 08, 2005

Spastamong

To describe a wonderful place where fun can be had.

Really is a paradise.

Paul: Do you fancy going to Poland today?

Reginald: Yeah, I would love a trip to that Spastamong.

Paul: Brilliant. I'll book it now.

by Hookster October 24, 2005