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Scangled

A combination of the words "Scattered" and "Mangled". Generally something felt after day 3 - 4 of a bender. It can be described as feeling like the last few of your brain cells are scattered across the multiverse. Whilst your body is so mangled that manual breathing becomes a necessity.
Mate 1: How are you feeling my guy?
Mate 2: Scangled.
by Rum & Raisin July 20, 2022
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Nolan Spangler

Normally white cracker dickhead who’s talent is finding Puerto Rican girls (aka immigrants) getting very offended over his tiny penis
by Nyjiel miller April 17, 2019
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libby spangler

The most brutal thing ever made. Likes horses and looks like one as well. Is the definition of a cunt.
by Packingbombswheelinghockeymom December 26, 2021
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Star Spangle Hammered

Star Spangle Hammered - Getting so drunk tailgating before the game that you’re passed out in your seat before the end of the Star Spangled Banner.

-As seen on Ridiculousness (9/6/16)S8/EP23, starring Rob Dyrdek.
Went to the Pats game last weekend, and my cousin from Boston got fucking Star Spangle Hammered.
by The Real Sputnik June 16, 2022
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spangle blisters

The severe pain, ache and suffering endured, especially in your feet and legs, after a night out dancing your socks off.
I was out at an all weekender and my spangle blisters were so bad, I couldn't make it to work on Monday.
by ShroomKate August 19, 2006
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spangle

something shiny-glittery or something that just screams GAY!
yo, that shirt SPANGLES!
by Joanne&Alyce October 8, 2003
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spangletti

A really stanky ass girl who smells like a 80 year old cunt.
Mike: Did you hook up wit dat spangletti last night?!
Daryl: NAW! Shits nasty.
by Karl G. January 7, 2009
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