Chocolate Spaghetti

When you use a dick to fuck someone in there bum bum when they have to poo, and when they are about to cum pee out your poo noodle in their mouth.

Further more you can upgrade to the "Chocolate Spaghetti with Tomato Sauce" in which the penis owner dips into a menstruating giney before feeding the aforementioned poo noodle to its victim.

I saw Shanna clenching uncomfortably during our only refried beans dinner and knew it was time to give her the ole Chocolate Spaghetti... Maybe if I'm lucky we can get blessed with a Chocolate Spaghetti with Tomato Sauce... Such a treat!

by Hawk.Marquardt September 18, 2020

Mint Spaghetti

Minty spaghet

John: I just had some mint spaghetti and now the beans are talking to me.
James: You fucking what?
John: MINT.
James: This is why we don’t talk anymore.

by Mint Spaghetti October 26, 2019

bruh spaghetti

brady inglis wont stop saying this and he has a dog named harley who often wears hats.

bruh bruh bruh scetti bruh spaghetti

by ball fart June 12, 2020

Operation Spaghetti

When you act like you're bad at something to give your opponent hope, and then you butcher them at the last minute.

"man that was a successful operation spaghetti"
"Dude those guys operation spaghettied us hardcore!"

by Anthony Backflip May 7, 2019

Upsettie Spaghetti

Becoming mildly upset to the point you can become pink skinned, from stress.

I was upsettie spaghetti, when the teacher yelled at me.

by Pasta Boi January 6, 2020

Spaghetti Chain

Spaghetti chain: noun

Examples:
> sucking on my spaghetti chain
> eating up my spaghetti chain

by Elrozz January 26, 2017

Spaghetti Cockblock

When you lose your interest in sex after eating a significant amount of pasta; you're too full to perform.

Sid and Nancy were sexting each other all day, but after Nancy hoarked down a trough of fettuccine alfredo, Sid once again fell victim to the dreaded spaghetti cockblock.

by Globaloney September 13, 2016