The Sore Spanker

When the shoulder area hurts after punching the clown or choking the chicken too much

Kian: Dude i beat off too much last night now i've got the sore spanker
Nicholas: That blows cock!

by Kiwiireloadedagain March 27, 2009

Gold Sore

A gold sore is a misplaced attribution of pride when you get a cold sore from someone you consider especially hot.

James is so stupid, he keeps bragging about the Gold Sore he got from Stacy.

by Torbert September 8, 2020

sore loser

someone who can't take the fact that he lost the presidential race (Donald Trump)

like get over it dude you lost.

That trump dude is a sore loser!

by gay guy :) November 15, 2020

saddle sores

When the excess baggage on bikers thighs gets rubbed raw raw by themselves or the seat/saddle sores.

Yvette got saddle sores because her thunder thighs were rubbed bloody through her bike shorts, by the Velcro strap on her seat bag.

by Momof3intheesea June 4, 2021

a sore pickle

A man with a bad problem and should get checked out before having sex

I heard Skyler has a sore pickle so id be careful

by YourManRosie September 12, 2020

Tire sore

When you feel like you’re tired and you really want to take a nap, but the feeling is due to something like a workout or a long day. The feeling is temporary usually.

Eric: “I’m gonna crash,
I have a really bad tire sore!”

by Kazine September 26, 2021

ball sore

Direct from London... When youve had so much sex your balls are sore.

Everyday use as anything that is annoying or uncalled for.
"This traffic is a bloody ball sore!"
"This fucking weather is a bit of a ball sore isnt it?"

This fucking weather is a bit of a ball sore isnt it?"

by kirkdaddy August 12, 2016