The solution to men

Join my progressive cult! Start a union and let the women fuck the fat cocks instead of you and berate you for having a small dick. Don't worry, when they run out of fat cocks you can feed their bastard kids until you die!

Hym "Yeah, hey, fuck face. You aren't seeming to get it. I'm not men. I'm not people. In the same way that women want to be treated as individuals. There is no solution to men. Me getting paid more to work my shitty gas station job isn't ME getting credit for MY contributions to society. Which are SUBSTANTIAL AND MORE THAN YOU WILL EVER HAVE. You aren't protecting young men from thinking wrong. It's your cult or theirs. Their incest cult gets me a free fuck-slave. What does yours get me? NOTHING. I get to be another body for the collectivist horde and I get WHAT, exactly? 'The solution to men' is 'Do whatever it takes to not be beholden to shit-libs, up to and including human trafficing and/or child murder. Whatever it takes.' That's the fucking solution."

by Hym Iam May 24, 2024

Gift Solution

A mysterious, wrapped gift that is left anonymously at someone's door that explodes when opened, killing or seriously injuring the curious recipient.

Crook 1: That guy down the block just scooped another one of my customers! He's driving me out of business !!!

Crook 2: Maybe its time he received a gift solution.

Crook 1: Good idea, I'll get some nice wrapping paper at the dollar store....

by virbius1 January 1, 2012

Optical solution

A response to a problem that appears to solve a problem, but doesn't actually solve the problem.

The new system increased the graduation rate to 100%. (This was an optical solution because this was done by lowering the standards to pass).
Our planes always land on time. (This was an optical solution because they added an hour to the time of flight).
We are giving you 20% off. (This is an optical solution because they raised the price 40% first).
The school now has great test scores. (This was an optical solution because they make the exam optional...the high scoring kids take it therefore the problem wasn't really solved).

by eduwarrior January 24, 2023

(Chinese) finger trap solution

a solution that is counter-intuitive to the problem. Its name derives from the Chinese finger trap which in order to free your fingers, you have to push your fingers instead of pulling.

the drug epidemic in the USA had a (Chinese) finger trap solution

by Vandena January 13, 2021

Appcentric Solutions

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Appcentric Solutions is a top-notch web and mobile app development company in USA.

by AppcentricSolutions May 29, 2018

press go solution

all due diligence is done on the deal so it's a "solution" and not an "idea".

Employee: Hey office manager man - I'd like to buy a new fridge for the office.. Can I get one?

Office Manager: Give me a "press go solution".

Employee: Hey office manager man, I found a great fridge on craigslist it will fulfill all our office fridge requirements, it is this size, will fit right here, costs $200, plenty of room for the office pot luck parties and it will be less than $20 utility cost a month.

Office Manager: Ok lets do it. Or - Nah too much money! I have a decision to make since its a "press go" solution!

by press go fanatic February 19, 2013

Checker Solution

A type of scented lotion, NOT made from a conpany. Made from Perfume and Lotion,
Perfume and Spike Solution or Scented Soap Extract and Spike Solution.

Just whipped up some Checker Solution for my homies, it’s extra strong.

by Bathrooom_Potion_Expert May 13, 2022