National Orgasm Society

An International Society for the promotion and enhancement of Orgasms.

National Orgasm Society Scientifically Based Categories, #1

Al & Tipper - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Goregasm
Barely happened - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Boredgasm
Blue Collar - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Poorgasm
During foreplay - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Foregasm
From Masturbation - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Just Yourgasm
In a rowboat - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Oargasm
In brand new home, BEFORE you move in - - - - - - Floorgasm
Just before leaving - - - - - - - - - - - Out the Doorgasm
On the Internet - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Porngasm
One you had to pay for - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Whoregasm
Penis covered with chocolate syrup, marshmallow creme and Graham Cracker crumbs, subjected to a blowjob - - Smoregasm
Too many times - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Soregasm
Trying out the vibrator at the Adult Bookstore - -Storegasm
20s & 30s - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Moregasm
Very brief - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Micro Orgasm
Way too many times - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Toregasm
Wetdream - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Snoregasm
When YOU are a prostitute - - - - - - - - - - - - Choregasm
While flying - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Soargasm
With a cop - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Boargasm
With someone you just met at the bar - - - - - - Scoregasm
With the Quadruplets - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Fourgasm
With your freshly deceased spouse - - - - - - - - Mourngasm

by Jack Bozdog July 1, 2006

Menace to society

One who can not be contained and will willingly erupt havoc on society

You know Mauro? That boy a menace to society! He took a damn nUTSAack helmet from whatabeezy! -Oscar

by aidan0029 May 28, 2021

soviet russia

An internet fad/meme that essentially boils down to a reversal of the norm. As can be seen in the example below, while anywhere else You would tell a bad joke...

In Soviet Russia, bad jokes tells YOU.

by thousandinone February 1, 2007

Soniel

A name meaning, "speaks softly, hits hard", the name Soniel is of wicked-cool origin. You will often find a Soniel sneaking up on you like a ninja, but smiling so sweetly, that when he pounces, you're happy to be decapitated. If you're on his good side, he will bring you candy and light, and possibly bottle rainbows. Clever, cunning, but cute.

Soniel just totally pwned that guy with his katana! He never saw it coming from a guy that nice.

by wavingthatamber February 6, 2010

Dinosaur Earth Society

A group of very intelligent individuals, all thinking earth is shaped like a dinosaur. Most of them also believe in the fact that Waluigi is god.

Hey Kevin, are you a flat earther?
No way John, I'm a member of the Dinosaur Earth Society because I don't believe in lies.

by supersleepykouhai May 15, 2019

Soviet Attack

A surprise attack/ambush by a group of people against a single target. This phrase is shouted by the ambushers in "City of God" when they all simultaneously shoot a gangster.

The mob boss sent a soviet attack against his right hand man.

by Anonymous99 July 2, 2008

woo pig sooie

The main cheer shouted by fans of the University of Arkansas Razorbacks. Generally, this is said three times, followed by "Razorbacks". This is known as "Calling the Hogs".

The announcer at a University of Arkansas sporting events will say:

"Allright all you Razorback Fans, Lets Stand Up and Call Those Hogs!"

The fans in attendance respond with:

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"PIG!"
"SOOIE!"
"RAZORBACKS!"

Or after the annual whipping of LSU or the Ole Miss Rebels, a fan might say to another fan:

"Hey, we beat those sweaty web-footed swamp dwellers again."

The fan may respond by saying:

"woo pig sooie".

by lookaherenowrayford May 3, 2009