snotbear

if someone calls you a snotbear

their calling you a pedophile 😳

wowee i thought i was the only one!

your neighbor john is such a snotbear!

i thought so too!

by frosted sugar cookie February 26, 2023

snowboard

Derived from a video short, captioned "Crazy how we just casually leave thousands of dollars worth of equipment unattended at ski hills", the term "snowboard" in this case, is atypical from the ones we know today.

The most liked comments under the video included "Because the usual suspects don't ski" (183K), "Cuz hellcats can't make it up the mountain"(124K), "No hellcat people = no thefts"(124K), "Bro discovered white people"(45.5K), etc.

This word "snowboard" is connected directly to the comments. These comments insinuate that a certain minority are the "usual suspects" that drive "hellcats", and are a part of what's termed "hellcat people". What minority of people is this, you ask? Who knows?

Let's not make any assumptions nor conclusions on anything we aren't sure of or educated on. Hope this definition helps!

Usage: NOUN/VERB

"I don't like people who snowboard."

"Are you an avid snowboarder?"

"Can you afford a snowboard?"

by seeseesnowboard February 2, 2024

Snowbar

'Snowbar' is the relationship name between the two characters Chocolate Bar and Snowcone from an object show called "Extraordinarily Excellent Entities" on YouTube. Both the show and the relationship were created by WebzForevz. User "scrawliver" on Twitter is the number one fan of their relationship.

"dude did you see there was snowbar in THREEEE4"

by scrawliver April 2, 2024

Snowboarding

Cutting up a line then sprinkling it on the tip of a moist, erect penis - like sprinkling parsley garnish on a fine Italian dish - then proceeding to penatrate your mate in the bum.

Yo, we should go back to your place and go snowboarding.

by Adanklumpia June 12, 2024

Snow Bear

A "Snow Bear" is a white guy who is known for going for black guys

My sister is a snow bunny and I am a snow bear. Loving thug dick runs in the family!

by Thuglova12 January 17, 2025

kitten snowboard

When your partner shits so hard they invert their asshole, and you then proceed to give them a rim job.

Hey bob I heard Dave gave your sister a kitten snowboard." "Yeah dude, that was super nice of him, an injury like that could easily become infected if not properly cleaned.

by pseudonym1424 October 26, 2010

Texas Snowboard

The act of coitus interruptus (ejaculation) on the forehead of an unsuspecting partner, followed by, the separation of fluids with the tip of the penis to create a downhill effect imitating a "ride on a snowboard".

I just rode a Texas Snowboard down this bitch's face!
Winter is cold enough in the south for a Texas Snowboard!

by You Got Murk'd August 16, 2011