Oh Im Sorry I Thought This Was America

Something yelled by white trash while being arrested while wearing nothing but underpants.

Stan's dad was getting arrested and yelled Oh Im Sorry I Thought This Was America!

by WavedBrute July 21, 2011

I'm sorry but

A phrase people use when they're really passive aggressive and too cowardly to just admit that they're not really sorry. They tend to try to program potential friends to be their friends/slaves who don't even truly like them. Often, these losers phrases are used by controlling, manipulative, freaks.

Loser: "I'm sorry but, I want you to be my slave."
Winner: "F you, I am an American!"

by therealchronicles February 15, 2020

sorry game

The game is very simple, you have to get as many people to say sorry to you. Works best in a shop, walk past somebody "accidently" nudge into them, and they should say sorry. Points are won for every time somebody says sorry to you.

Quasim: Are we playing the sorry game?
BJ Cartlidge: Of course we are.

Quasim nudges into a randomer.

Randomer: Oh, sorry.
Quasim: It's quite alright dear.
BJ Cartlidge: So that's 1-0 to you.
Quasim: Yeah I am one of the best at this game, remember the other day when I won 3-1.
BJ Cartlidge: I do suck at it.

by KazZ! April 22, 2010

Oops Sorry

- Noun.
A man who got caught twice on Dateline NBC.
Most commonly used at Northville High school.

"Damnit David, you tipped over the hookah!"

"Oops Sorry."

by david engerer December 17, 2008

i like my men skinned sorry

a response to inconsiderate boy catcalling women, meant to confuse the catcaller and discourage them to catcall again

boy: *whistles*
woman: i like my men skinned sorry
boy: *confused because their pea brain can’t process anything other than praise*

by *laughs manically* October 13, 2020

You're right, I'm sorry.

What you say to a female when they are angry with you.

Fail example

Guy: It wasn't my fault!
Girl: Let's not date anymore.

Good example.
Guy: You're right, I'm sorry.
Girl: I love you.

by Female understander September 30, 2012

SORRY!

SORRY! is a fast paced 3v3 drinking game. 5 ping pong balls and 12 cups (filled with water). To play, each team stands on opposite sides of a beer pong table and sets up 6 cups in a horizontal line (parallel to the end of the table of which the players are standing). Each cup is numbered in order from 1 to 6. The goal of the game is to make all of the opponents cups in order. So the 1 cup must be hit before the 2 cup. The 2 cup must be hit before the 3 cup and so on and so forth until all 6 cups have been hit. However, if someone miss throws and hits out of order it is considered a SORRY! and ALL the cups are replaced. For instance, a team is shooting for the 5 cup (only 2 cups left) and accidentally hits the 6 cup. The other team will then yell "SORRY!" and replace the 4,3,2, and 1 cup.

Before the game, a punishment must me decided for the losing team. Can range anywhere from shot-gunning a beer to taking s shot of liquor.

Me and my friends were playing an intense game of SORRY!. My team was shooting for the 5 cup but I was out of it and accidentally hit the 6 cup. It was the worst SORRY! of my life.

We eventually lost and they made me shotgun a beer and then dance with my shirt off to the song "Graduation" by Vitamin C.

by 7Raulpie July 12, 2010