Smooch Plates

A childish version of the vagina.

Gee, would'nt you like to stick your cock in her smooch plates.

by Puddi.... December 17, 2008

snoch

When someone is acting like a little pansy or little bitch and is trying to justify why he isn't a little pansy or bitch.

Michael quit acting like a fucking snoch.

by Meetyourdoom October 7, 2016

Tool Smoocher

One who sucks dick with aplomb. Generally reserved for men who are behaving like bitches.

Man....if that guy climbs any farther up the bosses ass he's gonna get lost, He's such a fuckin tool smoocher.

by rooster14 August 19, 2008

Sock Smooch

When on the bottom of a 69 with a female who has been previously " Pink Socked " and her butthole starts pushing out and uou get worried that its goona keep coming out to the point it gives you a kiss on the forehead.

We were 69ing and her butthole pushed out and " Sock Smooched" me right on the forehead.

by SoggyBottomz July 14, 2015

Sailor smooch

When you have cum on your moustache and then make out with your partner.

Oh baby get up here and give me a sailor smooch, before it dries in my moustache

by King sailor smoocher 6969 ; p June 4, 2018

snooc

Snogging while sweeping

Bro 1: yo i just had a great snooc with Hammie
Bro 2: yooo what were you cleaning?
Bro 1: my mouth

by SuccTeeth August 17, 2017

Snowchild

Your beloved girl

Damn man! She’s my Snowchild!

by Zayef Saqlain April 4, 2022