taint snapper

A small powerful fart that tickles the skin between your testicals and anus and or vagina and anus.

Did you here that? That was a taint snapper!

by Blake Dremmel April 8, 2007

Slappy McBluelips

An alternative name for Alex Rodriguez (A-Rod)after his disgraceful attempt at cheating in game six of the 2004 ALCS versus the World Champion Boston Red Sox.

Slappy McBluelips aka A-Fraud slapped at Arroyo with his hamburger-helper hands costing the MFY the series.

by Derek Jeter January 14, 2005

Slappy Cup Death Round

Slappy Cup Death Round is an intense round of the drinking game Slappy Cup. Find an ally, replace the typically plastic cups with glassware, and get to slapping.

Tips: Wear closed toes shoes, don't expect any of the glassware to survive the round, and seek out a homeless person in the ally to record because as you can imagine, death rounds are epic. Be kind, pick up the pieces.

Official Slappy Cup Rules here.

When Ashley slapped the shit out of Sara's cup and it shattered all over the ally everyone screamed, "SLAPPY CUP DEATH ROUND"

by YOLO 90 March 11, 2013

Slappy Chinner

When a you are getting oral from someone and start fucking them in the mouth so hard, the balls start hitting their chin.

Guy: Man, last night I was out with Melanie and we did the slappy chinner.

by Lando Pepper July 23, 2014

Snapping turtle

DO NOT LOOK THIS UP ON URBAN DICTIONARY YOU WILL REGRET IT! A snapping turtle is really an agressive but cool turtle, you can keep them as pets.

I love snapping turtles.

by SomeMoronThatIsDumb November 24, 2022

Snapple Fact #69

A allegation, slander, false statement, guess, or ridiculous comment. To attempt to pass off a statement as a fact through stating that it came from a snapple cap.

It is often best used on gullible people whom will believe anything.

Examples include:

Slanderous
Snapple Fact # 69: That girl is a total bitch.

Ridiculous
Snapple Fact # 69: The sky is actually red, our eyes just allow us to see it as blue.

Verbal Assault
Snapple Fact #69: Go fuck yourself

Statement
Snapple Fact #69: Your mom is a whore.

Question
Snapple Fact #69: Can i put the head in?

by Biznatch Man May 25, 2010

whipper-snapper

most often used by old people (see geezer) to describe an arrogant young person.

"why, did you just hear that young whippersnapper talk to me?"

by Arrrrr...bagel... November 3, 2003