smort

a dumber way to say smart

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by tinycreaturemimi April 22, 2020

smorelet

A DIY Chocolate-covered-marshmallow-covered-Graham cracker ;)

I have delicately placed one Graham cracker atop a perfectly melted chocolate bar
- In an omelet, darling, really?
- Not an omelet, a smorelet

by castle67 September 29, 2013

Shorter wong

An amazing person that never deserved to go through what he did :((

":(( shorter wong dead"

"Yes we know you talk about it all the time"

by T0zierh0ep1ss February 3, 2021

Gooey Smore

The act of one male ejaculating on another males taint area and proceeding to cock slap the taint.

My boyfriend Florian gave me a glorious gooey smore last night.

by SB The Magnificent June 15, 2009

Snow Snorter

A master pimp daddy G drug lord, who only deals the purest crack. Also rules over a large prostitute black market. Known to have unexpected, violent tendencies.

Example 1:
Tim: Hey man, do you know where I can get some crack and sex?

Henry: Yeah, just go buy some from Snow Snorter.

Example 2:
James: Watch out! Here comes Snow Snorter, he'll F you up!

Joe: Oh no!!

Snow Snorter: Die bitches! (Blasts them wit his fowty-fo)

by BtwCloverFtw November 15, 2010

smarterchild

A very stupid chat program for people who have an extremly low IQ or are just bored.

Omfgpunk:You Suck
SmarterChild:I'm going to have to demand an apology, DJ.
Me:Excuse Me?
SmarterChild:Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
omfgpunk: whats up?
smarterchild: Still waiting.
omfgpunk: waiting, for what?
smarterchild: Because I asked.
Me: Asked What?
smarterchild: I asked you to apologize.
omfgpunk: spell it
smarterchild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
omfgpunk: no
smarterchild: Come on. Just say you're sorry already.
omfgpunk: im not sorry
SmarterChild:Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
omfgpunk: 43rkgwj5r blhtylkjhpoj
smarterchild: Please apologize, K?
omfgpunk: I am sorry that your so frekkin' stupid and i feel sorry for the people who made you, how's that for an apolgee?
smarterchild: You think you're pretty clever, huh?
omfgpunk: im (not) sorry
smarterchild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
(I X out of The Aim Box)
Omfgpunk: Hi
SmarterChild: Hello DJ

by D.J. March 10, 2005

shorter

Term used in political blogs to introduce a humorous, usually exaggerated summary of somebody else's opinion, arguments or statements.

Shorter Bush: "Either re-elect me, or you're a terrorist."

by Dr. Momentum May 23, 2004