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smonday

Strategically fusing your Sunday with your Monday using copious and various amounts of alcoholic beverages. On a Smonday one may be seen in his or her same attire he or she did or did not sleep in from the night before. Smonday will commence as soon as a Saturday is over.

In order to truly celebrate a Smonday, one must be extremely hungover from the night before.
"Oh my gosh! I saw Susie in that same outfit last night at the club, now she is drinking Mimosa's at Denny's and its only 11:30 am...she is having one hell of a Smonday!"
by ihearthandgrenades April 3, 2008
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sloon

Wow, you got Haley number? That chick's a sloon; get her outta here!
by bd555 May 14, 2011
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Skoonspruit

(n.) The tiny garden-sprinkler thing your mouth does sometimes for no apparent reason.

(As defined by Douglas Adams' "The Deeper Meaning of Liff".)
You bloody clune! Clean your skoonspruit off my towel!
by SplodgeOMatic September 29, 2008
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sboon

When a group of people who are noobs, don't want to explicitly let be known to the world, but would like to still subtly lay the subcontext of the noob tag out in the open.
We are sboon
Hi, my friends and I are sboon
by TheTejj February 16, 2018
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smonked

to get your ass kicked by a monk.
Wow, that crazy dude in the brown robe just SMONKED your stupid ass!
by Germ the Germy Germinator November 6, 2003
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skoonta

a female who has intimate relations with 5 or more of your friends,loose female,very easy,party whore,promiscuous
this is turning into a sausage fest lets invite some SKOONTAS over.
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SMON

When somethings so funny you squirt milk out of your nose.
That shit was so funny i SMON all over my shirt
by patchy pirate July 26, 2009
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