smack tard

A Person who is such a retard they need to be smacked.

You don't know anything you Smacktard

by Brian E January 20, 2004

smackerdoodle

The act of giving a females genitals a rasberry by sucking in air, pressing one's lips againts the genital area and blowing as hard as possible.

I gave Jenna a smackerdoodle last night, her pussy is redder than rudolf's nose!

by blackenese April 28, 2006

smartard

an animal (people are also animals) that finds new and innovative ways to be a dumbass as a direct result of their intelligence...

J.D. on Scrubs is a smartard... For example, in one episode, J.D. tells Turk that his beau Carla's middle name is Juanita... Carla gets angry at Turk for not knowing her middle name; Turk gets angry at J.D. for being a smartard...

by Jhonny J. Blaze October 18, 2007

smackfart

a hellashishly rank fart that somone has excreated, on the down low that no one knows about until it smacks you in the face, and gives you that i smell shit look.

man i was riding the elevater yesterday when i was hit with a
smackfart; no one would admit to it.

by RSD#5 February 14, 2007

smackadack

The act of smacking someone in order to initiate combat or an attack.

Shut up before I smackadack you accross this yard.

by TheWrathOfKhan February 10, 2015

SMACKdaddy TV

the worst youtubed ever. very cringe and likes to say peace out my boiza!

see that? i think that’s SMACKdaddy TV the “best” youtubed ever!

by smackmommy December 19, 2017

Smackaroonie

A nice big smacking Kiss from a mom or grandma or anyone to their child or grandchild.

Awww , give him a smackaroonie from Mom

by Cesil January 1, 2019