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elevator constructor 

Bad ass union motherfuckers who always get it up and are the highest skilled trade among all building trades . They build elevators from scratch, They also weld brackets and erect steel rails inside shafts that move tons of weight at high speeds with pure perfection and craftsmanship. They also have great knowledge and skills with electrical work as they wire Many safety devices to keep the public safe they are known as I.U.E.C. !
The person who built the elevator is the elevator constructor.

Elevatorization 

The rearranging/repositioning of people that occurs when someone gets on/off the elevator. The more populated the elevator, the more elevatorization will occur.

Factors that increase elevatorization:
a) unknown people
b) attractive people
c) disgusting/smelly people
d) weird people
e) what floor you are getting off at
Tim: Did you see how she moved away from me when that other guy got off?

Tyler: Ya, man. That's classic elevatorization. You should have showered today. Could smell you a mile away. Happens to the best of us though.

baldi in the elevator day 

baldi baldi baldis in the elevator
"dude its baldi in the elevator day"

elevator arithmetic 

The mental process of estimating the respective weights of the other passengers in an elevator. Then comparing it to the maximum weight posted next to the fire inspection sign to see if its safe.
After that big fat guy and the kid in the wheel chair got on, I redid the Elevator Arithmetic and decided I was going to take the stairs.

elevator calder

louis tomlinson's beard (played by eleanor calder and her twins, sometimes even liam payne)
"there's no way louis is dating elevator calder, he's in love with harry since he was 18"
elevator calder by lightsforlou January 20, 2021

Elevated surfaces 

The surface intoxicated females dance on at parties such as tables, counters, pool tables etc.
Frat boy1: “she was dancing on the table all night”

Frat boy2:”yeah bitches love their elevated surfaces”
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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