eye slurp

the act of leering at someone in a sexually suggestive way. Typically, the "leerer" is imagining a twisted sexual act with the person he or she is looking at.

While walking down the hallway at work, Francis eye slurped Pat in her new skirt.

by spittingzombie June 15, 2018

Spinchter Slurpee

When whip cream is injected into the anus and a straw is used to removed the dirty whip cream from the recipients anus

Guy: Hey babe can I get a sphincter slurpee for desert tonight
Girl: sure honey, get the whip cream into my anus

Guy: I’ll make sure to get it all out

Spinchter Slurpee

by Clear Spring Squad July 3, 2018

Lil Slurpee

Lil Slurpee is the best rapper alive. He has changed the rap game. The planets aligned when he was born. He dropped out of Harverd just to save the rap game. He it the G.O.A.T. An absolute legend of a rapper.

Wow lil Slurpee is amazing!

by Yuh It’s ya boi February 19, 2019

french slurpie

when you eat out an ass so hard you slurp up some poop

Josh: Bro I was hooking up with this girl last night and I gave her a french slurpie.
Sam: Damn bro thats gnarly.
Josh: Yeah man it was kinda dope.

by yung jorg July 19, 2019

Irby-Slurpy

The Irby-Slurpy refers to when one withholds oral sex prior to obtaining a formal job offer in order to exchange a non-HR compliant service in a quid-pro-quo.

Last week, Alden had a job interview with a new French restaurant, and he offered an Irby-Slurpy as a transferable skill and service, which the hiring manager enjoyed after Alden began his employment.

by EmperorsCloudMist February 27, 2020

poop_slurper69

An underrated TikTokker who is extremely “based” and “not cringe.” TikTok likes to silence @poop_slurper69, and won’t let people mention her in comment sections and captions. She doesn’t let this billion dollar app defeat her, though, as almost all her videos are successful, and she carries a whole 1,000+ followers!

“@poop_slurper69 on TikTok is extremely “based” and “not cringe!” I love watching her videos.”

by deftonesfan April 30, 2021

Ass Slurpee

When you take a slurpee cover and lick someone’s ass to completion three the cover

When Ashley seen Mikey’s ass she wanted to give him a ass slurpee

by Project Blue Book August 13, 2021