slumpy wet crete

When a dude blows his load on a girl's face, she falls asleep to find it dried up in the morning.

ex. "Dude, I fucked sasha last night and she had slumpy wet crete on her face in the morning, nothing would get rid of that shit."

by Teemothy17 February 18, 2014

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Dump Slump

A frustrating period of time where you are having either lasting constipation or are just all around not satisfied with the size. Especially when you can feel it coming but just can't seem to follow through. (Lasts from 2-5 days)

(Dale): After that chef boyardi chugging contest, I have been in the biggest Dump Slump
(Keith): Wah Wah Wahhhhhh

by CaptainHuge April 17, 2009

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Seven Month Slump

The seven month slump is a period in a relationship when a couple has been dating for seven months, the couple seem to be more on edge and uncomfortable with each other during this month. Usually causing fights, conflict and creating problems that simply aren't there. If a couple is able to make it through the seven month slump then they usually show great potential.

During the Seven Month Slump you may feel, disloyalty, distrust, poor judgement and such.

by One Who Knows More Than You April 7, 2011

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On my Slumdog Shit

When you get several answers right on an exam, but only because you had outside knowledge from some personal experiences in the past.

Person 1: Yo, how the FUCK did you get 100% on that final??

Person 2: What can I say? I was on my Slumdog shit...good luck in summer school!!

Person 1: Fuck.

by KP3izzy January 2, 2013

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