sharp and crunchy

angry and easily irritated

"don't talk to her today, she is sharp and crunchy"

by Maren Elizabeth February 22, 2008

Sharpest Bulb

Paraphrased from the words of Jeph Jacques of Questionable Content:
The sharpest lightbulb in the box... being the broken one of course.
end paraphrase.
A seemingly flattering compliment that is meant to be explained to the victim after they thank you.

A: You know what? You are the sharpest bulb in the box.
B: Awww, thanks that means a lot, :)
A: The sharpest one being the broken one of course.
B: Hey!

by Bewnam Ajnin April 23, 2008

sharp sock

A cotton sock that is used to clean up ejaculation off of the bed. over time it dries and becomes crusty/ sharp at which point it needs to be replaced

Dude...watch out! You'll cut yourself on the sharp sock... my bad...my girl always leaves it out!

by apreston1978 April 13, 2009

Sharpiefie

To use a Sharpie on anything that is not found in an normal office enviroment

You just Sharpiefied that zip-tie so it would blend in with the wood

by Gregie2012 November 15, 2009

Sharpie stigmata

the mysterious markings that appear on your hands, clothing and sometimes face after using a Sharpie marker.

I was doodling during the meeting, and as I was walking out, I noticed that my hands were covered with Sharpie stigmata.

by basest August 5, 2011

sharp tuner

When you fuck a girl in the ass and she suddenly farts you than proceed to pull out and stick your dick in her mouth and tell her too sing a song till you understand what she is singing.

I gave that girl at the party a sharp tuner when she suddenly said she could sing

by Quadss October 23, 2013

sharp eyes

Somebody with a keen eye. They can spot a defect from a mile away.

That Angela has sharp eyes. She spotted a maggot in a tonne of rice !

by Mungbuster86 April 18, 2018