Vertical Bacon Sandwhich

another term for a vagina. Most popular in British slang

"Dude, I completey devoured her vertical bacon sandwhich the other night"

by xFuck Your Motherx December 19, 2008

Sangwich

The correct way to pronounce the word "Sandwich"

Iam "Hey."

Hym "Ah! Shit! Quit sneaking up on me! Where the hell have you been!?"

Iam "I dunno. Wanna go get a sangwich?"

Hym "A sang... ARE YOU NOT SEEING WHAT IS HAPPENING TO US!?"

Iam "Yeah... It's bumming me out... But I'm hungry. Let's go get something to eat."

Hym "THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS! Look at them!"

Iam "Yeah, I know..."

Hym "URRGH!! 😤 Yeah, let's go..."

Iam ☺️

by Hym Iam June 17, 2022

dirty sandwhich

The act of excreting fecal matter in or around a females pussy, then having vaginal sex until it is smeared thoughourly and crusts over, then proced to eat pussy. It is the ultimite form of flattery in the Crozet islands.

"I was forced to give a dirty sandwhich for shop lifting at a gift shop in the Crozet islands"

by The Dirty Sandwhich November 7, 2007

Marshmellow sandwhich

When a guy cum's on a girls chest then she gives him a hug before wiping off.

After I came on Melissa's chest she gave me a marshmellow sandwhich.

by Johnn3604 June 10, 2011

breaded chicken sandwhich

n. the act of coating a penis with sand just before penetration during intercourse. most commonly performed on beaches.

"Oh man I just dipped my dick in the sand and stuffed right back in the girl like a breaded chicken sandwhich!"

by mangot December 11, 2006

Ham and Vegemite Sandwhich

A tantalisingly tasty sandwhich filled with ham, and vegimite in the place of butter.

So tasty in fact, that it is very, very sexy, and the experience of eating a ham and vegemite sandwhich is often referred to as sex :)

Emily: Oooh, I feel like some sex today :)

Jasmine: Yea, I've noticed, you haven't eaten a ham and vegemite sandwhich in a while....

by FaroresFire July 24, 2009

Sandwhich McFuck

A name insulting fat people who cant stop eating food. Also refered to as obesed

Damn dude you eat too much....you Sandwhich McFuck!

by Tracy McGrady December 19, 2004