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skip
v.
1. To hop with one leg foreward, alternating the foreward leg between hops.
2. To be a pervert, to become one, or to make something perverted.
3. To ditch, leave, or flee from.

n.
1. A pervert.
2. A perverted act, jesture, or verbaige
3. A derogatory term for a person of Anglo-Australian decent.
V.
1. "I skipped around the block!"
2. "Dude! Don't skip what I say!"
3. "I skipped science yesterday, and my mom grounded me for a week!"

N.
1. "Ugh! John is such a skip!"
2. "Dude, did she just skip you?"
3. "Don't talk to me, you fuckin' poofta skip!"
by Kelly "Mitsune" May 30, 2006
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skip rat

a person who spends their time searching skips or rubbish tips for any discarded items that they can scrounge
"check the little skip rat scurrying abbout in that large metal bin!!!"
by Gina.c January 20, 2007
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skip

Andrew needs to go for a skip
by jack off a cow January 6, 2014
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National skip school day!

It’s national skip school day !
We’ve worked hard let’s skip school and see how many ppl don’t show up!!
John are you going to school today??
No it’s national skip school day!

Party at your house right?
by Lauren✨ November 5, 2019
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yip to the skip

(exp.) variation on yippy skippy a phrase frequently used by Miss Piggy on TV's Muppet Babies; used to indicate false enthusiasm
Mom: "We're all going to participate in TV turnoff week."
Teen: sarcastically "Yip to the skip."
by Jennifer Dines February 12, 2009
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skip skoppin

your so skip skoppin.........i wanna make baby's with you =D
by skip skoppin master=D May 23, 2009
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skip (the game)

a grown-ups game which comprises of you spotting skips.

1 point for a yellow skip
2 point for a blue skip
5 points for pink skip
-1 point for a red skip.

rules:

you can't have the same skip twice in the same day.

if somebody does call the same skip twice a point is deducted.

a new day is either 12 midnight or when everyone decides that a new day should start. (eg after you have woken up)

if a new member wishes to join in the game, they can either join in at the current, 'skip points total', and risk calling a skip that has been called or every member can vote to resart the game a new.

if someone make the mistake of calling a skip, and it turns out not to be a skip then 'FALSE ACCUSATION' is called and a point is deducted from that players total.

at least one other person must verify your skip call.

you can play skip on your own by using media messaging services (MMS) provided by your phone network to send a picture maeesage to friends around the world. (i personally spotted 3 in ireland and 'skipped them' to my friends in england.


A NICE VARIATION OF THIS GAME IS THONG. ALL THE RULES OF SKIP APPLY EXCEPT TO THONGS. WITH THE EXCEPTION THAT THE THONG MUST BE VISABLE TO BE CALLED.

SKIP AND THONG CAN BE PLAED SIMUTAINIOUSLY.
Player 1 : SKIP

Player 2 : OH......yep thats a skip... good call.......... one nil to you.
by Andrew Langner. September 24, 2004
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