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Monkey Shagger: shag monkeys get aids 😎
by Monkey Shagger October 17, 2019
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swagger wagon

The term used for a minivan with lots of swagger. Only swagger wagon members are aloud in swagger wagon.
"I took a ride in the swagger wagon tonight, I'm full of swagger!"
by swaqqawagon69 March 18, 2010
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Skanger

Basically a chav in ireland. They are common drags on society, will probraly live on the dole when they are older (16/17) drop out of school as soon as they are legally able to (16) and will mitch off school until they are. Usually pop out a few skanger children covered head to toe in little tacky skanger outfts.
Smoke like chimneys and love doing so in school bathrooms where they can piss off as many fellow students as possible.

Usual female skanger; Plastered in panstick (which leaves a nice orange coating on their school shirt), have an orange hue, speak in a simple english language, are often in bathrooms trying to make themselves appear yet more orange, have low attention spans, act 'rale hard', spend all off their time with their skanger boyfirends in their boy racer cars, wearers of extremely huge hoop earrings, usually dye their hair rotten colours(often 2 tone brown and blonde) and have a constant smell of stale smoke. Nice.

Usual male skanger; owners of boy racer cars, congregate in large groups where they try to act 'rale hard'. Shout lude comments at ANY female walking past (try to keep your head down and don't make eye contact), inappropriate, talk so strangely that even natives to ireland have a hard time understanding their knacker way of talking, not a fan of personal hygiene, always surround by a cloud of Lynx (that really awful smelling male product(?) that every young male wears for some reason but no actual female likes it) and wearer of tacky full tracksuits. Nice.
As you can tell by the descriptions, they are valued members of society.

Skanger; I'd b rale cool like that sure. Don't start on be i'd break yar face i wud.

Normal person; Right. And you are what, 12?

Skanger; Shut yar face ya rich barbie with yar fancy shoes on ya.U don't be rale hard like me

Normal person; (rolls eyes and walks away)
by Grapesareyum March 6, 2009
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ghetto swagger

A type of walk consisting of a limp and lazy, slow movements that makes the person appear as if he is an injured athlete or runs from police often. The person bearing this walk is naturally fast on his feet when he has to be, but most likely not particularly intelligent.
"Yo, why u walkin like dat?"

"Homie, das my ghetto swagger."
by Young Jeezy's gurl February 21, 2007
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top shagger

someone who shags or fucks a lot of birds, every night they have a fit ting to fuck

usually one of the lads
friend: who do you think is a top shagger

me: ah definitely that WillNE bloke i heard he’s even shagged stephen tries
by lesbian top shagger December 17, 2018
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skanger me banger

the dublin version of Pimp My Ride. said when a dun up car passes by
ewww look skanger me banger!!
by N*a*h September 23, 2006
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swagger jacker

Someone who steals or copies someone elses style, slang, ideas, way of dress etc.
Like say i buy something first or do something first and you see me wearing what i brought or do what i did and you like it, then you turn right around and buy what i brought or do what i did thats what a swagger jacker is ya digz.
by myspace/gperico February 21, 2007
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