Sampling

When one gets a Baskin-Robins sampling spoon and sticks it up someones butthole and takes a sample of their poop.

I have been Sampling the girls and guys at my school all year long.

by waitisittuesday October 19, 2012

Simpling

A little simp

Dang this kid a simpling

by Devildogpup February 12, 2021

Simping

To over think or over value a girl by listening to sad music or just thinking bout her.

I was simping over Jessica since I’ve been sliding in her dm’s.

by Thicc Snicker November 20, 2018

Simpling

The person you simp for.

Simpling is a gender neutral term used to describe the Person you have fallen in love with.

"I have a big crush on Harry, he is my simpling."

"Everyone loves Emma, that girl is a real simpling."

by Emily Treeshit May 7, 2021

shimpling

Using a web site of dubious academic rigour to back up an argument.

I knew Phil was shimpling when he backed up an argument about UFOs with a reference to Art Bell's site.

by Dr.Funkalicious November 3, 2005

Siblings

People who say the same thing at the same time and have the same memes in their photo gallery. With lots of love

Omg we have the same meme, God we are siblings

by Storyskullzx June 27, 2020

Simpington

a man who's a fool and does to much for women hoping to get laid or gets tricked by women into thinking that if he does what they tell him to do he'll get some even though he won't.

Nathan is such a simpington, I tell him ill send him nudes if he does what I want even though I won't.

by DCN August 21, 2020