Simi

the sexiest bitch in the world

"wow have u seen that chick"- guy 1
"yeah..shes simi"-guy2
"shes fineee"-guy3

by Tanya X December 22, 2008

Simping

Basically like having a crush but more intense

He's totally simping for her.
He totally has a crush on her

by Footloos March 22, 2021

simin cooper

simin cooper uses here kettle to smite her enemys and is the godess of kettles.

omg i hate simin cooper *smack* omg i have just been smited by her kettle

by wor simin January 13, 2009

simisola

A simple caring and loving girl. She is an important person in your friendship cycle. You can call her Simi or Simibi or any other proper nickname.

She cherishes friends and tends to be closely attached with a Grace or an Emmanuella.

She is amazing, loving, awesome and highly needed.

She is a replica of her tribe and can be troublesome or naughty few times but is really intelligent and loved by teachers or authorities

She tends to be in the artistic department and may end up a lawyer, actress, singer, or novelist

She may be aggressive sometimes but it ends quickly.

She is also very funny and jovial

"Our party needs something to spice it up "
"Yeah where is Simisola "

by Simbi d comedian December 29, 2018

simpin

When a guy or girl are sprung on someone or something.

Damn that girl I met last night's got me simpin.

by Dario Barrera aka hrtbrkkid2 April 26, 2007

No Simping Saturday’s

This includes not talking to a female. If you are caught you will get told what to text her or snap her. In exchanging this the boys can’t roast you or josh you.

Luke: Even thought its No simping Saturdays but can I have a pass

(No Simping Saturday’s) No

The boys: Fuck no bro. Who the hell do you think you are. Females aren’t it on Saturday’s. The audacity to ask for our approval on Saturday

by Lil Bit6969 April 16, 2020

Sempiternal Fangirl

A young (commonly 11 - 14) female who claims to be a 'fan' of Bring Me The Horizon, when in reality the only Album they know/like is the band's 2013 Album Sempiternal, only like Oli Sykes (lead singer) And ignore te existance of the rest of BMTH. They will get utterly confused if you mention past Albums (when they created Deathcore genre) - This Is What the Edge of Your Seat Was Made For (2004), Count Your Blessings (2006) and Suicide Season (2008). It is advised not to approach them.

BMTH Fan: Look, there goes another Sempiternal Fangirl

Sempiternal Fangirl: omfg Oli Sykes is so f-ing hot, wanna listen to Sempiternal?

by BandsCatsUnicornsAngels October 29, 2015