shartenfreude

to get a sense of schadenfreude from seeing someone shart or farshit him/herself in public

Bart had an overwhelming sense of shartenfreude when Ms. Crabapple farshitted herself in class

by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008

Mega Shart

A shart that is so powerful in nature that it contains the properties of a shotgun blast. When a mega shart occurs, the 'victim' will usually feel horrible for about 3 hours leading up to the blast. When the time comes, the person will usually get on their knees as a result of the pain; the mega shart usually occurs about this time, blasting out of ones asshole, usually tearing muscles and distending the anus, the blast blowing out of the pants in a shotgun like manner.

Jim was gripped by pain, and, being the experienced man he was, he knew it was a mega shart. Falling to his knees, he let loose, feeling the extreme pain and massive amount of crap rip through his ass, and burst out his pants.

by TRAPSTAR550 March 26, 2010

Pussy shart

When a woman mistakenly trusts a queef & instead encounters a sudden splurge of hot, stinky, week-old curdled semen that paints & destroys her panties, resulting in the dire need of heavy douching and deep cleansing of the demolished panties.

Ellen's neighbor witnessed Ellen pressure washing her panties on the clothes line again, figuring she must have encountered yet another pussy shart.

by Chickenpotpie121 December 30, 2013

shartial

a partial shart

I thought I sharted, but it was only a shartial.

by Shawn Artial May 6, 2009

shart-faced

Accidental inebriation. If "to shart" is the act of intending to fart but accidentally shitting yourself, and "shit-faced" is the state of being intoxicated, then it follows that "shart-faced" would be a condition of drunkenness reached only by accidental or unintentional means.

Honey, we only went out for a couple of beers but Mel kept ordering these little shots of blue shit and the next thing you know we're all completely shart-faced.

by Fred Poole December 2, 2010

shart and dart

is when you try to fart, but instead you shart and then quickly run to the restroom to clean yourself off.

I ate a Royal with Cheese last night and went to the school dance and committed a shart and dart when I was dancing with Tiffany.

by J.E.F. & R.M.K. September 27, 2011

sharthead

A term used for someone who is beyond stupid and just overall a very "sharty" person.

Rene is such a sharthead everyday, Jesus Christ somebody get this kid some help.

by swagmaster4realsies September 16, 2017