Knight In shining rubber

The opposite of a pillow princess who does everything in bed, because they love their bottom and enjoys watching them squirm.

I'm quite sure Ellen is a knight in shining rubber because she is so confident and always makes her guests so happy

by B. Fanfiction69 September 6, 2018

knight in shining pizza

An obese man with too much courage, and time on his hands (attempts to use his courage to get a relationship partner)

I don't need a knight in shining pizza they're just perverts

by Daddy's bottom boy August 12, 2021

Dame in Shining Armor

Female version of Knight in Shining Armor. A Dame is the female equivalent of a Knight in the order of knighthood.

A Dame in Shining Armor is a kind and brave woman who helps a man in trouble.

Where is my Dame in Shining Armor that will sweep me off my feet?

by Mister Arbiter May 29, 2024

The Day of the Shining Star

February 16 each year. Anniversary of Chairman of the National Defense Commission General Kim Jong-il's birthday. Not a good day considering he was dictator of North Korea.

"Bro, did you know it's The Day of the Shining Star?"
"Dude, stop researching that communist bs."

by Doncolorpurple February 5, 2025

my waist [is shrinking]

hearing or seeing something that is so INSANELY cvnt, that it’s energy has a terrifying amount of potential to immediately shrink your waist—snatching it so much that your waist could very well just be snatched from the physical plane, and into another dimension

my waist is shrinking

‘Midnight Sun’ by Zara Larson starts playing…
“MY WAIST!!”

Charli XCX breathes…
“MY WAIST IS LITERALLY SHRINKINGGG”

Seeing a 90’s supermodel walk…
“oh no… my waist… IS… SHRINKING”

by luke__jxmes February 23, 2026

Night in shining armor

When you forge a condom shaped object out of metal to fit around your ding a ling and have anal sex with someone while they poop on the metal condom

Last night my gay fag boyfriend used the knight in shining armor on his best friend

by Georgesbored July 28, 2025

I was the knight in shining armour in your movie (dekupampampem)

I was the knight in shining armour in your movie (dekupampampem) a MASSIVE meme that is still MASSIVE (like the low tape fade(MASSIVE meme btw)). It's a meme on tiktok where when someone finds something rare, a gold scar PERCHANCE appears with the song All time low in the background with the lyrics: "Dekupampampem dekupampampem deku.. I was the knight in shining atmour in your movie..."

Dragan: OMG I just found a gray pump
Roko: Dekupampampem dekupampampem I was the knight in shining armour in your movie (dekupampampem)
Dragan: No way.. you just found a gold scar
Noa: LOWW TAPER FADEE! (It's still MASSIVE)

by AndrejLore December 12, 2024