kill shelf

The shelf of liquor bottles that you've finished

Yo look at that frat's kill shelf

by Rustic bitch face September 23, 2015

People Shelf

A small to medium sized object that should be capable of holding at least one person. Also may be known as a Sofa or a chair.

Hey, you got anywhere to sit?
Yeah, the people shelf's right over there.

by Anhilliator1 October 15, 2016

Ashton Shoffner

Ashton Shoffner is someone who sticks out in a crowd of people. They typically don't have the best first impression, but once you get to know them, you'll come to see that they are very caring even if they try to hide it. They are very sincere with their opinions and don't like to be proved wrong, but will try to hide the fact they are aggravated. Ashton will be one of the most caring, authentic people you'll ever meet. He likes to give the impression he doesn't care about the little or big things, but in reality, he cares about it all. He isn't that good at expressing or talking about his feelings, but he is good at picking out gifts, and sticking to his goals. If he'll let you, being his friend, his person, will be an affectionate, notable, unique relationship. You'll not be able to compare anyone else like him, simply because he is himself, with his own opinions, something rare.

Eliza, "Hey, why does that guy not have a phone? Isn't he almost 16?"
Lilly, " Oh, that's just Ashton Shoffner"

by Myrealopinions October 26, 2020

Toilet Shelf

That weird thing that you really don’t know the name of that basically acts as a toilet lid. That thing is used most as a shelf for random shit in your house. Ranging anywhere from tampons to sea glass and dried starfish! On top of that, it can even be used as an insanely overpowered killing machine if used with blunt force to the head, just like during a zombie apocalypse.

Hey did you set the salad on the toilet shelf? I swear Laura if you did again this time I’m going to kick your ass!

by Boy Scout Socks March 27, 2021

sholiz

sure is....

mayne, these crotch-critters sholiz given me a hard time today..

by Scott October 17, 2003

Shelf cooking

Shelf cooking is a phrase coined by blogger, YouTuber, and TV personality Jordan Page, which describes the act of making meals starting First with ingredients you already have in your fridge, freezer, or pantry. You only buy ingredients from the store to supplement those meals-Not the other way around!

Our pantry is really stocked so for the month of May we will be shelf cooking!

by BriELeigh June 1, 2018

shelf butt

(n) An ass so large as to simulate a shelf, table, nightstand, or other flat tabular object that one might set a drink, ash tray, plates, a TV, or what not on.

"Bitch got a shelf butt that you could stack an encyclopedia on!"

by Bystrick March 22, 2003