Shoeburger

1: A meal that is made when you mix shoes and burgers together.
2: A person who goes by this username. Also known as the "Idiotic meme person".

Shoeburger isn't sex i Freaking hate you if You think so!!

by therealshoeburger October 20, 2019

Shebar

That one guy who always chokes when under pressure. He gets along with people and is fun to be around. Also has a good taste in movies. Frequently rides his yellow wheelchair with flames at the bottom of the scoreboard. His opinions on females are mixed, so he tends to pick the males.

"Dad, why does that guy look funny?"
"It's just a Shebar."

by fremont_afghan_gangster November 12, 2020

iron my shoelaces

A slang term for using the restroom.

Excuse me, I must go iron my shoelaces.

by Glen Este November 22, 2016

Yellow Shoelaces

Hanging hemorrhoids that become too elongated and yellowed due to the application of over the counter hemorrhoid creams.

Ignoring the warning of his friends, Michael's continual application of Preperation H caused him to have such painful yellow shoelaces that he was unable to sit down.

by Leo D Feltcher December 15, 2008

shoebie

someone that ruins surfing for everyone by coming to the beach, trashing the shore, and taking up the waves.

any tourist

by OgirlO July 22, 2003

Shoelace Drift

When one side of a lace becomes longer due to tying and untying.

These Chucks are suffering from Shoelace Drift! The right side of my lace is like 3 inches longer then the left, Man

by Gilbert Diamond February 21, 2015

shoemaker

Someone who is bad at whatever they are attempting to do and should be making shoes instead.

Look at that skier, he cant even make is down the hill. What a shoemaker.

by Notshoemaker14 March 21, 2011