Seraphim Shock

One of the greatest bands you have never heard of. Their music goes to a calm beat with a taste of evil. Some songs such as "Some Sick Dream" bring a tear to your eye while songs like "Relic" send shivers down your spine.
by Nyschashi October 30, 2004
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Google Shock

A form of shock induced by using the Google search engine. Google Shock occurs when one types in the first few words of an innocent sentence and Google attempts to guess what you are typing by filling it in with a shockingly inappropriate and unrelated ending.

For instance, you want to type “How do I get my car to start?” in the search prompt. By the time you have typed in “How do I get my”, Google has guessed that you are typing “How do I get my sister to sleep with me?”. Shock ensues.
I was feeling depressed about life so I decided to ask Googlewhy are we here?”. I had gotten as far as typing in “why are” and Google’s first guess was that I was asking “why are black people so loud”. The following Google Shock brought me out of my depression.
by Kidels and Bits February 11, 2010
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Vagaphalactic Shock

A condition seen in the male gender when his testicles physically begin to shrivel up and die, and he is unwilling or unable to make any decisions for himself. This condition occurs when a male's will and drive is overun by a female, and the male sits back and lets it happen.
Vagaphalactic Shock in action.
Foreman: Sorry guys... that was my chick she wants me to come home so we can go to garden world.

Guys: WTF!

Foreman: OMG! something is happening... MY BALLS THEY ARE SHRINKING!!

Guy 1: Holy shit!! he's going into Vagaphalactic Shock, quick get some vaginephrine!!

GUY 1: I KNEW It!! ITS VAGAPHALACTIC SHOCK!!...Hurry hit him with 200cc of Vaginephrine!!
by MSD Mike September 10, 2007
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pecker shock

The moment you realize a man's penis is either way too big or way too small for you to have sex with him.
I did really like him, but then he took down his pants. I went home crying from severe pecker shock.
by saphire_xoxo85 August 10, 2010
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cock shock

being in shock of the size of your partner's cock the first time you see it.
by m0n1ng September 14, 2009
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dot-shock

A dot-shock is a spinoff of the shaman's shock abilities in world of warcraft. It refers to the numerous threads by shamans in the shaman forums consisting of a single dot. Used to protest numerous shaman nerfs.

Dot-Shock!!
Kalgan: TIEM TO MAKE SHAMANS VIABLE BY PUTTING DR's ON EARTH SHOCK

Shamans:
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Kalgan: SO...MANY...DOTS...unnerf time...
by chaosbringer127 April 10, 2008
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Tittie shock

medical condition defined by the expression on ones face after seeing an amazing rack. Bug eyes, open mouth, general paralysis lasting 5 seconds to a minute, along with euphoria, and temporary blindness are all symptoms of Tittie shock.
MAN A: Dude at the party last night , Ashley totaly flashed her tits at me!

MAN B: oh yeah her tits are awesome!

MAN A: i know i was in tittie shock for like 15 minutes
by supermegadeathfuzz May 22, 2010
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