smurfing

Can also be smurf, smurfed, smurfingly etc. Used instead of names, adjectives, and verbs to make sentences incoherent except to other "Smurf masters".

Language used by smurfs

That cack-head has pissed me off for the last time - That smurf has smurfed me off for the smurf smurf.
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Smurfette - "You can smurf my smurf if you smurf"

by Miss Fire April 1, 2004

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Shmooping

When you are about to fail a quiz and need notes to study last minute

Dude I was shmooping so hard list night

by Roly69 April 3, 2017

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Shmorfing • smorfing • Shmorning • shmording • SMURFING • Shorting • smorning • Sharfing • Shmooping • shmorange

smurfing

fucking until your face turns blue. Just chillin liek a villain. Fooling around. Undefined happiness and pure pleasure, first enjoyed by papa smurf and smurfette.

STOP SMURFING AROUND? What have you been doing today? smurfing...

by mary January 8, 2005

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shmoozing

to be very sexy and flirty maybe even have sex in a small place with a guy and or girl you like ;

girll! when are you and that boy gunna start shmoozing?!

by silly and billy <3 October 20, 2008

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SMURFING

Sucking someones dick. (IE: smurfinsmurfette ... Smurfette was a whore, sucking can be turned into smurfin)

That bitch is a real smurfin smurfete.

by Natasha February 2, 2005

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Smoofing is a sport where you stand in front of a crowd, look awesome, and receive points.
If you get over 9000 points after 3 rounds, you win.
Every three rounds is called a set, and anyone under 9000 will be eliminated after the set. If no one is under 9000, then the lowest score gets eliminated. If everyone is under 9000, everyone loses and a new game is started.
Scoring is based on 3 things: Appearance, Swagger, and Overall Awesomeness. The crowd scores each category on a scale of 1-1100 and its added up to make the final score.
A perfect score is 9900.

Smoofing is a hard game, a lot of non-professional smoofers change the rules so the required score is 8000 or even 7000, rather than the official 9000.

My recent smoofing scores:
Appearance: 1032, 1098, 1025,

Swagger: 987, 1002, 996,
Overall Awesomeness: 1056, 1073, 1026,
Final score: 9295
I win.

Your recent smoofing scores:
Appearance: 875, 885, 901
Swagger: 920, 916, 923
Overall Awesomeness: 956, 942, 948
Final score: 8266
Score below 9000, you lose.

by Zakorsumtin April 17, 2011

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