Fat shlong

A word used to describe large penis's that pleasure women in the ways they most desire fat shlong refers to penis's that enlarge massively when sexualy aroused men with "fat shlongs" typicly are known to be good sexual partners they are what women typical desire
Danny has a fat shlong he was railing me all night
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huge shlong

Its a massive absolute gauge of a monster it can take anything anytime and dosnt need viagra to get absolutely huge the huge shlong has a mind of its own and dosnt cater much to the shy type
Wow he has such a huge shlong
by Nespa 332 March 18, 2022
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Shlong sling

Medical apparatus utilized when an individual fractures their phallus. It prevents excessive jostling and also prohibits potentially hazardous turgidity.
Shaniqua rode me so hard I think my dick is broke... I need a shlong sling.
by Jealous McOferrik March 6, 2008
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shlong bonger

Shlong bonger is a type of a dirty, cheap prostitute. Usually from the asian decent.
"Oh man that trip was sick. I fucked so many schlong bongers it was redicoulous."

" i know. Shlong bonger love is good shit"
by optimus prime. March 13, 2009
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Donkey shlong

A donkey shlong is a penis as dirty as Mexico, known as rusty, corkscrewed, fucked all together. Specific to anal sex
Yeah, I fucked her up the arse with my donkey shlong
by Crisschan. Religious Asian January 18, 2015
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shlong dong

Brandon: Dude, check out those hot milfs. Adam: Yeah, they totally want our shlong dongs.
by Mr. jerks alot. August 5, 2008
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