shoppergasm

When you walk into a store, and gasp at a new shirt, pants, or toy you absolutely love. Most of the time these gasps resemble something you might hear on HBO late night or your neighbors prized collection of porn DVDs.

<walks into store and has a shoppergasm while looking at new shirt>
shopper 1: omg, ahh this is ahhh i love this.
shopper 2: yessss!! this is amazing.

by SsTtUu December 16, 2010

Slopper

/noun/ - An individual (usually female) whom is generally sloppy in appearance and demeanor and makes unwanted sexual advances.

I went to pub on uni night and all the dirty old sloppers were there tryna root me. Fucking gross!

by Slopper creator August 24, 2019

schlopper

a dried up piece of gum

I hate it when I get schlopper on the bottom of my shoe. I don't like it when I find schlopper on the bottom of the tables at the diner.

by Diana Carol June 5, 2009

sloppery

A cross between sloppy and slobbery.

E: That kiss was so sloppery. My face is all wet.
D: Uh, sorry.

by Erica220 March 25, 2009

netto shopper

english version of K-mart shopper

by My May 14, 2003

window shopper

1) Someone who sees something they want,and immediatly buys it.

2) Someone who looks at something in the window of a store,but can't afford to buy it.

3) A new rap song by 50 Cent,Young Buck,Spider Loc,Olivia and MA$E.

ima window shopper,rolling through monaco france avoiding that copper -50 Cent in Window Shopper.

by GAME50 October 30, 2005

MYSTERY SHOPPER

THE ACT OF FARTING IN A STORE AISLE,THEN WALKING DOWN THE NEXT AISLEAND LOOKING BACK TO SEE WHO WALKED THROUGH THE FART.

I left a mystery shopper in at walmart and took out 6 people.

by M514R October 9, 2008