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Shelton Special

When a woman urinates into a glass then the male blows his load into the same glass. One of the two drink it and then go back and forth swapping the urine filled semen into the others mouth. Then to finish the males spits the finished product into the females rectum.
My man gave me a nice Shelton special last night.
by ASovo23 August 8, 2014
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Skeleboner

When a male has an erect penis at a funeral while paying his respects. This can be seen as an act of necrophilia.
Jerry: Henry, do you have skeleboner?

Henry: what? no I don't.

Jerry: thats fucked up dude.
by The one and only Bone daddy November 1, 2017
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Shelton Curve

A bend or curve in a penis that causes difficulty during urination. The Shelton Curve can be genetic or the result of trauma to the shaft of a penis.
I'm sorry I peed on the floor again... my Shelton Curve makes aiming impossible!

His Shelton Curve was so bad he couldn't even put his cock all the way in.
by Lexicunt May 31, 2021
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Skeleton Key

A name used for a person that makes you feel all emotions, like the girl being sung about in the song "Skeleton Key" by Margot & The Nuclear So and So's is being refered to.
"That boy is nothing but a skeleton key. He's not so special after all. He just opens up the doors to old emotions."
by Stephanie M. L. February 8, 2008
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As Cold As Fucking Skeletor

Sub-zero temperatures.

a simile as Skeltor was both cold and cruel.
I'd go out tonight, but its as cold as fucking Skeletor out there
by Raving Jibby Jarvis November 29, 2010
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Skeletor

A short scene in a movie that takes place after the credits have stopped rolling, named after the appearance of Skeletor (the He-Man character) appearing in one at the end of the movie "Masters Of The Universe".
"Dude, did you see that skeletor at the end of X-men 3!? Holy shit!!"

All three Pirates Of The Carribbean movies have had a skeletor at the end.
by AlexReynard May 3, 2008
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Skeletons

Skeletons have a micropenis
Female skeletons are a microvirgin
by OneFuckingMachete October 3, 2019
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