shitting and walking

not caring about whatever happens to a certain event.

Person1: what are you gonna do about that whole thing with jenna?

Person2: Man Im shitting and walking about it

by nonyo buzness February 18, 2008

Reality Shifting

Reality Shifting is basically moving your consciousness NOT your soul or body, to another already existing reality of your desire!it has been practiced from people for many centuries now but it became popular because of tik tok 2020.There was a lot of missinformation and lies about shifting on tik tok so you should be careful but there are many trustable shifters and sources to get information about it from! Shifting is not daydreaming nor lucid dreaming it feels exactly the same as this present moment you have all of your senses!YES YOU CAN SHIFT!There are many technics called "Shifting methods" that you don't really have to use but can be useful to help you reach to your desired reality (Dr) also known as Intended reality (Ir).Yes you can actually shift to a fictional world or to be an animal.Antishifters still find it hard to believe the reality of shifting but if YOU beleive that it's real then IT IS!Anyone is capable of it just by beleiving!GO AND SHIFT BABES!😌 And for those having doubts or being scared ...THERE IS NOTHING TO BE SCARED OF!No you are NOT gonna die or get stuck/stay forever to another reality unless that's what your desire!No it is not against any religions NO it is not dangerous.It requires your effort but you sure can!People in your desired realities are REAL don't mess with them!Take care and shift~

Person A: YOU WON'T BELEIVE WHAT I JUST DID!
Person B: You look very excited what is it?
Person A:Okay sit down i got to share this with you..I JUST CAME BACK FROM A REALITY SHIFTING!

by _ nknown X May 21, 2022

shitting

Shitting - Not being serious, Joking, fooling, pissing around.

# I just ate a bug.
* Ur shitting me!

by Never mind the bollocks October 16, 2006

hot shitting

the act of shitting in ones dryer, then proceeding to turn the dryer on the high heat tumble cycle

That janky ho stole mah jacket after sucking my dick.

You should shit in her dryer and turn it on. A good Hot Shitting should set that trick straight.

by G-Ho April 4, 2006

Shitting Yellow

A term to describe someone as young.
Relates to the colour of a babies faeces at a young age.
Often used by older people to describe younger people.

Young Man: Can't wait it's my birthday tomorrow.
Old Man: Oh, how old are you going to be?
Young man: 23
Old Man: Bloody hell, you're still shitting yellow.

by XI_GREGGERS_IX November 15, 2016

Ghost Shitting

A sport where participants sneak into other peoples toilets' and take a shit, without flushing and without the knowledge of the toilet owner. This can be done to someone you know or a complete stranger, opportunities to ghost shit in a stranger's toilet are limited but the existence of outdoor toilets in sheds can create great opportunities

'Honey!, I just went out to do the washing and you've left a turd in the loo' 'I never use that toilet, maybe someone was Ghost Shitting last night'

by The Ghost Shitter March 13, 2012

shitting upstream

In literal terms, it is the act of defecating against the current of a body of water because the circumstances of the situation offer the individual no other option but to poop right then and there in the river. This messy situation, having to poop while submerged in water, is exacerbated by the poor choice of the individual to defecate with his/her backside facing upstream. The current then pushes the feces back in the direction of the defecator and thus makes this already messy situation much messier. In an everyday scenario, this expression means to attempt to improve a desperate situation but in doing so, make the situation worse for oneself.

Example:

Dude 1: How’d it go with Kelly last night? You finally get to bone her before you left for school?
Dude 2: No, I made it worse.
Dude 1: How?
Dude 2: Got myself into the friend zone. I heard she was more into sensitive guys so I tried really hard to be sensitive around her. She ended up telling me I'm a really good person and we should just be friends. I was shitting upstream, man. Now there’s no chance we’re gonna bone, even when we come home for winter vacation.

by PTouch August 21, 2009